These things are the absolute best for small kids. They are mini popsicles and they melt slow. YOU MUST TRY MIGHTY MINIS!

Okay, so I’m not leaping and bounding, but it is amazing what a few days can do!
I am feeling so much better people! I’m off the drugs and the couch. I took a walk by the water yesterday. What a difference!
And…even with this inactivity I’ve lost 3 more pounds. The challenge was to lose about 5 pounds a week to lose 20 in 30 days. So, I’m 2 pounds shy. But considering the circumstances I’m ok with that. I will continue with the challenge to see if it is possible to lose a uterus and 20 pounds in 30 days!
I’ve had a five inch incision from my upper rib-cage to my belly button. It hurt.
I now have four teeny holes from the laparoscope under my belly button and along my bikini line. I’m here to tell you that the laparoscope stuff is no picnic.
I’m doing well but am cranky. I was in complete denial about recovery time and thought I’d be up and at em’ right away. Therefore the fact that I am on my back most of the day and am moving slower than a 95 year old woman with osteoporosis is somehow a surprise that I am annoyed about.
And I can’t pick K up for six weeks. That sucks.
Plus side after six weeks I will be invincible - almost.
I have been preparing for the uterine evacuation and things have been busy!! I’m trying to get all my clients situated for two days off. You’d think it was 2 months.
I haven’t done much to prepare the household because Ms. Smarty has it under control. I wish I could do more in this arena. K is a handful and without the tag-team approach she’s going to be more tired than me.
I’ve signed 4,000 forms that say I agree and understand that I will be STERILE and CANNOT have children.
Yea, I get it.
See you next week folks.
Tags: kids, life, Ms. Smarty, surgery
I’m a little over a week into this tracking of calories thing. I’m not eating any simple carbs or refined sugar. It is working well enough that I am doing it again this week.
Here is a typical breakfast. As a matter of fact I am eating it right now.
Coffee with full fat half and half and stevia
Dr. Praeger’s Tex Mex Patty
Avocado slices
Eggs with salsa
Pretty good right? I would have typically been having same coffee, eating sourdough toast with butter, and a Morning Star breakfast patty or the Tex Mex. So, this doesn’t feel like a huge change.
I am satisfied and I feel good. The food lasts a long time and I don’t crash. For someone with pretty severe anemia I have energy and I have been feeling like working out.
All good right?
Well the BEST part is that I’ve lost 5 lbs. Not so bad for 7 days? My original test was to find out if I could lose 20 lbs. in 30 days eating this way. There are several challenges and claims out there that say you can. So, I thought I’d try it. I’m not sure if I can lose the 20 lbs. If I continue to lose 5lbs. a week I could lose it. Sometimes the initial first week is a high weight loss and then it tapers off. We will see what happens with me.
I wasn’t sure if I could considering that my diet isn’t terrible. I have metabolism issues (yeah right that is everyone’s excuse isn’t it?). I pretty much eat low carb anyway. I was thinking - sure if you eat fast food everyday and drink 9 zillion sodas then you could lose 20 lbs. if you changed your diet.
I may have an unfair advantage as hysterectomy is next week. I may lose another 5lbs. of girl stuff. Or I may lose some weight from feeling low and not eating much.
We’ll see!
ps…I mentioned that I had the day off on Saturday and ate way too much. Note to self - do not eat donuts as your first meal after having a clean diet all week. Blech. I ate donuts, chips and salsa, tacos, pizza, chocolate and wine that day. I was ready to go back to lighter eating the next day.
Tags: Eating, Health, Hysterectomy, Low-Carb, Meals
…but the rest of the gays are s*%t out of luck.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_gay_marriage
Is it just me or this the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?
I feel like it is Thanksgiving and I ate too much turkey.
Tags: Eating, Experiments, Splurging
As you can see I’m making some progress. I found my database of files but am not yet sure how to get them into the blog.
Yesterday the calorie count was 1400 and I ran! Whew!
Today I have a day off and plan to consume at least 1 million calories.
Happy Saturday!
Tags: Eating
Despite the crisis of today’s blog fiasco I managed to stay at 1,396 calories…and I just ate some Breyer’s French Vanilla Icecream. Yum. We also took an evening walk around the hood and I wore these little numbers. My little pinky toe squawked a bit but otherwise very comfortable.

Tags: Vibram
